FRUSTRATIONS OF A BACHELOR.....!!!

I sat down in a car with carriage,
and wondered about marriage.
Arranged on one, and love on the other.
The former requires help from mother,
and the latter will leave your clothes in tatter.
So which is better, which is better??
Finally I wrote a letter, to my immediate ancestor,
saying with all anger and rage,
That I'll become a sage.

A PIECE FOR ENVIRONMENTAL PEACE

The environmentalists wanna go green,
but the automobile producers are really mean.
They produce vehicles which are cheap,
and increase pollution by a heap.
No wonder the ozone has a hole,
and its all 'cos of coal.
So lets wake up and be agile,
'cos a walk of few mts can make a difference of a mile.
Its time to be bright,
so dont forget to switch off the light.
In a time where we have no clue,
to a menace called swine flu,
lets hope the nightmare doesnt come true,
of trees and plants found in man-made zoo.