Welcome to “Pyorrhea tooth powder, Itch guard, Vaseline” Baby’s day out season no XXII.
We will meet you after a short break. Don’t go away. There is plenty of action on the other side of the break.
On the other side:
Last week, we saw baby Aakash being eliminated in a grueling round which decided the last four.
Let us have a look at the recap of last week’s recap.
Last week:
“Come on Abhinav! You can do it! “ The anchor was ecstatic. No one had ever done this task before.
Everyone waited with bated breath. The entire nation was rooting for Abhinav. Indian television was on the verge of witnessing history being made.” One step for Abhinav is a giant step for the television industry”, quipped some idiot sitting amongst bunch of jobless morons on the isles.
“He did it! He finished the task in record timing! “, Abhinav had stood on his legs at a record time of 30 seconds. The crowd would have been awestruck, but it would have been a tad more of there was anyone else other than Abhinav. Abhinav had been the toast of the nation right from the beginning season XXII of “Pyorrhea tooth powder, Itch guard, Vaseline” Baby’s day out started. He had won the round of drinking a milk bottle with a straw faster than anyone else, pooped in a record amount of diapers and also had a bowl full of cereals filled with spices that even adults would not have. He was the toadie (toddler roadie) that everyone looked up to.
“Great work Abhinav! Now let us see what our esteemed judges have to tell about your success”
The panel was indeed much esteemed. There was “Nanny Kamala” who had 20 years of experience in the field of baby sitting, she had taken care of the celeb babies of 1970’s; also there was “Mother India”, as she was fondly called by the nation. Not because she was Nargis, but she had given birth to a battalion of children who went on to become Toadies season after season.
“So what would you like to say Nanny Kamala Ji about this performance?”
“Well, to describe it in Hindi, actually it was a superb performance, actually basically clearly … “
“Thank you nanny! That was indeed an inspiring message to all pooping toddlers!
“Let us have a chat with Abhinav’s Mom and let her share her views on her son’s performance”
“Well! I always knew he would have a great future. From his childhood, he was very talented and I am sure he would bring more success and glory to our family! Said a proud Abhinav’s Mom.
Abhinav starts crying and this point of time, not for the TRP ratings but due to natural circumstances.
“Now let us have a look at who will get eliminated from this round. On the commode seat this time, we find Aakash and Aditi. One of them would be eliminated from this competition. Let us have a look at the votes!
After receiving no votes, the management came up with a decision.
“Aakash! I am sorry to tell you, that you have been eliminated. I am extremely sorry! Better luck next time!” said an understandably dejected anchor.
End of Recap!
“So hope everyone enjoyed this episode of “Pyorrhea tooth powder, Itch guard, Vaseline” Baby’s day out season no XXII.
Till “Titan” sponsored next time, “fake my trip” sponsored goodbye and have a great evening sponsored by Bun cinemas.
We will leave you with images of the life and times of Aakash in his successful life so far.
Credits roll, along with some eyeballs.
